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  3. lyrafay:

    dilapidatedragamuffin:

    Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

    First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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    THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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    Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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    who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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    THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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    WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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    ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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    ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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    Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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    Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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    AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

    AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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    HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

    Robert Rodriguez is your answer.  

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  4. behind-a-wall-of-illusion:

    sproutingflower:

    female actors getting pissed off at sexist interview questions is my new favourite thing

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    tina and amy’s faces omg

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    and cate blanchett calling out the cameraman on the full body pan 

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    loveee

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    scarlett is so tired of this shit

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  5. peridotpirate:

    Some of the very best subtitles

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  10. Part of last night just came back to me.
    Spray paint + fire + mannequin head + intoxication = this.