1. Oliver with out waitress. #bottomlesswings (at Hooters Springfield Mo)

     
  2. theenigmaofriversong:

    Watch Karen Gillan’s Hilarious Freudian Slip

    That is one of the most well delivered jokes I’ve ever seen.

    (Source: karengillandaily, via offtoisengard)

     

  3. remembering-amnesia:

    crazypeoplejail:

    1001-cranes:

    vaultedthewall:

    I’m just saying, I think we all know who the best Jaeger pilot team would be.image

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    Unfff

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  5. Gem of India with my mommy and the child. #indianfood

     
  6. bucket-thief:

    heliolisk:

    buildabitchworkshop:

    slutstatus:

    can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

    WHAT THE HELL IS THIS FROM???

    "they frenched"
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    irl tina belcher

    Oh my sweet lord.
    Someone please tell me this is a joke. “His dark hair flowed like a dark river.”

    (Source: kristenwiiggle, via darthnidoking)

     
     
  7. wethinktherefore:

    kristaferanka:

    uncannybrettwhite:

    patbaer:

    laughterkey:

    bookshop:

    heidi8:

    teamfreekickass:

    alexandertheprettyalright:

    mamalaz:

    Bradley Cooper and Vin Diesel 

    Speaking their lines vs the final product

    Why is Vin Diesel looking down? Is he worried he’s gonna forget his line?

    Vin Diesel asked the director his inspiration for every line he did and did multiple takes until he was satisfied. He also recorded the line over 1,000 times and also recorded his lines in Mandarin, Portuguese, French, and Spanish so they could use his real voice in those versions. He’s looking at his lines because Vin Diesel is a  dedicated  motherfucking professional

    And then he showed up at the LA premiere like this: 

    Vin Diesel in an I AM GROOT shirt, on stilts, because he is awesome and magical

    Stilts, people!

    Vin Diesel is so fantastic every time I hear people mock him I just want to be like “excuse you, do you know of any other multi-racial actor in Hollywood who’s fronted a blockbuster franchise featuring an unashamedly multi-cultural cast full of primarily non-white actors, and who has done it unapologetically over and over again for *seven* installments? NO, YOU DON’T, SIT THE FUCK DOWN.”

    <3 <3 <3

    Vin Diesel makes goofy movies like The Pacifier so he can keep making Riddick movies. He even went so far as to found Tigon Studios to make sure the Riddick video game was good (it was awesome).

    I love Vin Diesel!

    In high school and college, when Vin Diesel really rose to box office prominence, I used to hate Vin Diesel because he seemed like the kind of dumb macho guy that A. made fun of me a lot and B., well, A’s enough, isn’t it? 

    And then he went on “The Tonight Show” and talked in depth about his high school life as a hardcore D&D player. So. I’m on board with Vin Diesel now. And also, like, don’t judge people by how they look

    i don’t even care about the gifs. reblogging for the comments and cause Vin is my boy. 

    One of my favorite things ever was finding out Vin Diesel taught Judi Dench to play D&D

    Vin is the MAN.

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  8. Anonymous said: You seem like you would be fun-loving.

    What makes me seem that way? :)

     

  9. "Stop planting flowers in peoples yards who aren’t going to water them."
    — Anonymous  (via minuty)

    (Source: dudeshesgay, via offtoisengard)

     

  10. redscudery:

    swanqueenidiot:

    Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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    And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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    I MEAN

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    IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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    ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

    Pray the eh away

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