1. "Use protective gloves they said"
    “I never listen to warning labels, I said.”

  2. Parts of my job are absolutely terrifying. Like having this sitting in my kitchen for two days.

  3. emilyinthetardiswithcheekbones:


    this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

    We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

    (Source: jerriku, via rebel-nextdoor)

  4. stephanieandstuff:

    Hey that’s me! :D

    (Source: halloweenmakeup)

  6. micdotcom:

    This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

    Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

    There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

    This is what police should be like.

    (via offtoisengard)


  7. Anonymous said: Hi darling! How are you? I am Erica. I am a game manager and tester. Our team is currently testing our latest online game and would like to ask you to try it out. Your opinion will mean a lot. Be one of them first to see it! Would really appreciate your help. It will take only few moments of your time. Give it a try on MY PAGE. Let me know how it was, we can chat after. Erica:)* xoxo

    As much as I would love to game test, it makes zero sense why such a message would come as anon.
    So message me from a REAL page and we’ll talk.
    Otherwise I think you know where the door is.

  8. myfairyfingers:

    jitish kallat sculpts bone vehicles like prehistoric skeletons

    more here

    Okay that’s just fucking sweet.

    (via motherfuckerofbabylon)

  9. angelophile:

    Red Hood photographed by Nicholas Gray (Flickr / Website)

    (via madnessdiamond)

  10. He SAID “if I fall asleep just keep going.”